About Todd Goates's (is that right?) political ambitions
Having recently turned 35 years of age and being a natural born citizen of this great nation, I declare that I am running to be the President of the United States of America!
While I have traveled to several other countries around the world, I am fond of this particular bit of land that I was born on, therefore I have a desire to rule lead it into a new era of prosperity.
I'm also launching a brand new political party called the GOAT Party. You may think that's an acronym for Greatest Of All Time, and you'd be correct... but it also stands for Government of American Teamwork. Our color is green because that's Todd's favorite color and our mascot is a goat because Todd's last name is Goates.
Keep on scrollin' to learn more about my platform!
Todd's Policies for the Nation
Here are some of the things Todd Goates will deliver on day one of his presidency:
- I will have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
- I will have unlimited power and the ability to save those I love from dying.
- I will have brought balance to the Force, not leaving it in darkness.
- I will build a new space station that will be the ultimate power.
- I will be the senate.
Wait, did I just copy and paste various plot points from Star Wars? Maybe I'll update this part later.
What are people saying about Todd?
"Todd is a great guy. I've known him for years and he's always had my back." - Guy Incognito
"He's better than the other guys running for president." - Steve Harmon
"Todd is the best. I'm not just saying that because he's my husband." - Todd's wife
Can you imagine a shirt that says Todd?
Todd
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Donate to the cause!
As you know, campaigns are expensive. If you want a regular person like me to win the white house, we're gonna need to make a lot of money... like seriously. Tons!
Tons of people are donating to Todd's campaign. Check out our live feed below!
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These are real people who want to see real change in this country. Trust me, they are real!
In conclusion
If you want those fat cats in Washington to stop taking advantage of the little guy, then vote for Todd Goates for President!
And if I so happen to lose the 2024 election, that's ok!
I can always run again in 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2082, 2086, or 2090.
Because the older I get, the greater my odds are at winning the election!